
Own the season in style.
Expect two show-stopping Big Mac pumpkins anchor a sweeping autumnal installation of 100+ pumpkins, a curated mix of white Spectres, deeply ridged Fairytales, velvety Enchanteds, classic carving jacks, pie pumpkins, whimsical gourds, and more. Three golden hay bales cascade artfully across your entryway, creating rich texture and irresistible photo ops.
Perfect for grand entrances, multi-step porches, or anyone hosting.
Includes white-glove delivery and full design setup

Bring the festival home.
With 70+ pumpkins in an elegant array of colors and textures from carving jacks, moonlight whites, and heirloom Fairytales and Enchanteds, to petite pies, and playful gourds, your porch transforms into a warm autumn welcome. Two hay bales add elevated structure and style, ideal for cozy family moments or lively trick-or-treat backdrops.
Perfect for a festive, photo-ready porch with a high-end touch.
Includes white-glove delivery and full design setup

Your porch, your playground.
Expect 60+ pumpkins, including heirlooms, gourds, minis, plus two straw bales, giving you a luxe yet manageable toolkit for crafting a layered look that fits your style.
Arrange it yourself, or add design and setup for $75 and we’ll create the look while you sip something seasonal.
Perfect for DIY enthusiasts who still want that elevated, editorial-level aesthetic.
Includes doorstep delivery

A tasteful touch of fall.
Around 40 pumpkins, from traditional jacks to pristine whites, Fairytales, pies, and miniatures, make this a refined and easy way to celebrate the season.
Keep it simple or upgrade with a hay bale for $25 or pro styling for $75 to complete the your "porch of the month" ready look.
Perfect for narrow entries, apartment stoops, or anyone who prefers subtle sophistication.
Includes doorstep delivery

Professional appeal, to scale.
A custom fall arrangement designed specifically for your business space. From welcoming medical offices to showstopping storefronts, we'll create the right look with the right number of pumpkins, gourds, and accents to fit your entrance.
Pricing starts at $375 and scales with your space and needs.
Perfect for real estate offices, salons, professional practices, boutiques, and any business ready to make clients smile this fall.

At Gourd Your Porch, we're encouraged by family, intrigued by quirky adventures and grateful to offer seasonal decorations that can easily be recycled back to nature.
Jake grew up with his hands in the dirt and a dad joke on his lips.
It’s no surprise, then, that “Gird your loins” somehow evolved into Gourd Your Porch, a business name that suggestions an equal pun : pumpkin ratio.
Thank you all, for the support in making this venture
a success.
"Time, Tide and Pumpkin wait for no man, order quick before we run out." -J
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